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EPISODE #201
· THE DESPERATE
KINGDOM OF LOVE
Haley:
"Hi. I had the
strangest dream; I dreamt we actually got married yesterday."
Nathan:
"That’s weird…I had the
same dream."
Nathan:
"It's pretty wild huh?"
Haley:
"Yeah. How do you feel?"
Nathan:
"I was just watching
you sleep, thinking; let’s always be like this."
EPISODE #202
· TRUTH
DOESN'T MAKE A NOISE
Peyton:
"What is that?"
Brooke:
"This, Missy blond
girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's
'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not
least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'."
Lucas:
"Isn't it 'Five Minutes
in the Closet'?"
Brooke:
"Yeah, if you're in
junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody
has their elevator list?"
Skills:
"What?"
Brooke:
"Your elevator list!
Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're
ever stuck in an elevator with them."
Skills:
"Halle Berry."
Fergie:
"Beyoncé."
Peyton:
"Jack Black."
Mouth:
"Brooke Davis."
EPISODE #203
· NEAR WILD
HEAVEN
Haley:
"Alright. I'm off. All
the important numbers are by the phone.. police, fire, pimps."
Nathan:
"Thanks for worrying
about us."
Haley:
"I'm not worried about
you. Have your fun, just remember, you’re married now.
"
Brooke: "A girl can do anything she
puts her mouth to."
EPISODE #204
· YOU CAN'T
ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
Haley:
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Felix:
"Girl, you are totally
fine."
Haley:
"Dude I'm totally
married."
Felix:
"Really? Who's the
father?"
Nathan:
"Little close aren't
you?"
Felix:
"Oh, guess it's you."
 EPISODE #205
·
I WILL DARE
Nathan:
"Good evening Mr. and
Mrs. Tree Hill resident. We're selling these delicious cookies to raise
money for 'Lady Leprechauns.' An organization that empowers us girls to
be strong, beautiful, independent women of tomorrow."
Haley:
"I told you; I got
dressed, I threw up at my parent's house, brushed, flossed and went to
the beach."
Peyton:
"Ok, hard image to
forget. Uh, but, I meant more like, uh, I don't know; how your heart got
there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your
whole life. I can't even date somebody with that escape hatch."
Haley:
"I don't know if it was
so much about trusting Nathan, which I do, it was more about trusting
myself.
"
EPISODE #208
· TRUTH, BITTER
TRUTH
Brooke:
"It's another mechanic
stripper! ......No.. just Lucas."
Peyton (to Anna):
"Find anything good in the lost in found?"
Anna:
Not really."
Peyton:
(looks in the box; finds wedge shoe) "Ok, how wasted does one
have to be to go home with one shoe? It’s like what point do you look
down at your foot and say 'hmm'…”
Anna:
"That’s what I say about the two thongs in here."
Peyton:
"Eww! Two thongs?! Now that is what I call a successful club opening."
Chris (to Brooke):
"Ok, let’s see what you got. (goes through the cds) Crap. Crap.
Crap. Crap. Lucky for you, crap sells."
Brooke (to Anna):
"Hi, I’m Brooke. We haven’t been officially introduced, but you’re
dating my ex-boyfriend and I’m sleeping with your brother. So it looks
like we have a lot in common."
Felix (singing):
"Oooh the water is hot!
And so is Feeelix!"
Peyton:
"What the hell is Felix doing in there?"
Brooke:
"I don’t know. Shaving his legs?"
Haley (to Anna):
"Ok, I’m not clear on this. So, the shower at your house is broken and
you had to have Felix come all the way over and use mine?"
Brooke:
"Uh-Huh."
Peyton:
"Brooke…"
Haley (to Brooke):
"You don’t have a bed, do you? You didn’t…tell me you didn’t have sex in
my bed, Brooke.
Brooke:
I’m already washing the sheets."
Haley:
"Oh, Brooke! Gross!"
Brooke:
"Peyton already yelled at me. What is the big deal?"
Haley:
"The big deal is…first of all you did not thank me for helping you with
the cds…second of all you had sex in my bed…and third, you ate
all the brownies…"
Anna:
"Actually, I had a couple."
Haley (to Anna):
"That’s not the point."
Brooke:
"Haley’s right, the point is that I’ve been deceptive. It’s not so much
that I lied to anyone’s face. It’s more about what I didn’t say."
Haley:
"There’s a big difference between a lie and a little white lie."
Brooke:
"Really?"
Haley:
"Yeah."
Peyton:
"Wait…what white lie?"
Haley (to Peyton): "Nothing."
Brooke:
"Haley lied to Nathan."
Haley:
"Not exactly. "
Peyton:
"About what?"
Haley
(to Peyton):
"Nothing."
Peyton:
"Haley…"
Haley (to Peyton): "You
know what? If we’re talking about bad behavior, you might want to sit
this one out."
Peyton:
"What is that supposed to mean?"
Haley (to Brooke):
"It means Peyton is the one you should be looking at. Not me."
Brooke:
"Why? She’s not the one who’s acting like a perfect little Stepford
wife."
Anna (to Brooke):
"Why are you picking on Haley? She’s throwing us a slumber party."
Brooke:
"Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party. You just butted in."
Peyton (to Brooke):
"Brooke, leave her alone."
Haley (to Peyton):
"What are you to do snort her?"
(to Brooke)
"I didn’t throw this slumber party for you. You threw it for yourself
and you know it."
Brooke:
"Well at least I didn’t lie to my husband about hanging out with Chris."
Peyton:
"Whoa."
Haley:
"Yeah, well, Peyton did cocaine with that Rick guy."
Peyton:
"Haley!"
Brooke:
"What?!"
Peyton (to Brooke):
"You had sex in her bed!"
Brooke:
(to Peyton) "What is wrong with you…crack whore?"
Peyton (to Brooke):
"Slut!"
Brooke (to Haley):
"Liar!"
Anna:
"Man, Tree Hill’s got some drama."
EPISODE #210
· DON'T TAKE ME FOR
GRANTED
Chris:
"Looking for your
wife?"
Nathan:
"You're funny. You're
also done messing with Haley."
Chris:
"We're just rehearsing,
man."
Nathan:
"No, you were
rehearsing. That's over now."
Chris:
"Why?.. Can’t you trust
her? I mean, isn't that what this is about? You love her.. you married
her.. but can you trust her? 'Cause if you can, you got nothing to worry
about right? Come on, man, I don't have a problem with you."
Nathan:
"You see, you do
have a problem with me; a big problem! You could smile and act
cool if you want to but the fact is, man: I used to destroy guys like
you. Daily. It'd be a shame if something happened to this hand;
you couldn't play that little guitar anymore huh? Just like it'd be a
shame if you were taking advantage of Haley."
Nathan:
"Don't cry rock star..
ruin your make-up."
Peyton: "Ok Mr. Turner. Have you
ever heard of Victor Jara? No?! He was this musician and he fought in
justice with is songs, and when they broke his hands and when they toned
him he just sang even louder."
Mr. Turner: "Ok Peyton. Oppression
is not exactly a mystery to me ok?! I feel your pain."
Peyton: "No you don't. I'm sorry but
you don't know anything about my pain."
Mr. Turner: "May be so. But there
are counselors you can talk to, literature you can read."
Peyton: "Ok, I'm not gay Mr. Turner.
But you know, if I was, I wouldn't let other people tear me down because
of it. And I'm sure I wouldn't be looking for my answers in one of your
pamphlets."
Mr. Turner: "The policy is clear
Peyton. Remove the shirt or be suspended."
Peyton: "Fine... (takes off the
shirt that reads 'DYKE') Can you hear my song now, Mr. Turner?"
Felix: "Brooke, talk to me. Just
tell me how you feel. I know it's scary And I know you had a hard time
with Lucas. But just tell me if you can show me your heart. Because if
you do, I'll guard it with my life. Just say ok."
Brooke: "Ok."
EPISODE #219
· I'M WIDE
AWAKE, IT'S MORNING
Deb:
"I miss Nathan."
Karen:
"I miss Keith."
Peyton:
"I miss Jake."
Brooke:
"I don't really miss Felix, at all. Or my parents that much. But
I miss my money."
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